Coffee Madness Ice Cream

Ready

Now that the fear of making ice cream and my first chocolate ice cream is under my belt … and so fabUlous … I have this desire need to try more flavors, add in different flavors and textures. Who knew making ice cream could be so easy? Well, easy thanks to my Kitchen Aide Ice Cream attachment.

After a kitchen powwow with a fellow ice cream with lots-o-stuff lover, coffee ice cream was the next flavor. But it needs chocolate! And something crunchy! Okay … brownies? Heath Bar pieces?

OH! YES!

The Dear One went to the store for me, list in hand, clearly saying MILK. I didn’t think I needed to be more specific … like, whole milk versus 2% milk. So into the house came 2% milk. Yucky to begin with, I wasn’t sure it would fly in the ice cream, but the thought of driving ALL the way to the store again made my head want to implode, so I went with it.

The 2% milk made this slightly less creamy. I also think my helper let the custardy part cook a *tiny* bit too long.

All that said, it was GONE without a problem in a couple of days. Freezer door opening, lid popping open, spoons digging in for just a spoonful.

But, really, how can you go wrong with coffee ice cream, brownies and toffee bits? You can’t!

  • 1 1/2 C heavy cream
  • 1 1/2 C milk
  • 3 egg yolks
  • 2 whole eggs
  • 3/4 C sugar
  • 1/2 C very strong coffee
  • 1 1/2 C bite sized brownie pieces
  • 1/4 C Heath bar bits

Combine eggs, yolks and sugar in a bowl and blend thoroughly with a whisk or electric beater for about 5 minutes. Heat milk and cream in a medium saucepan; do not let boil, just “scorch” it, bringing to a near-boiling hot. Turn off heat. Very slowly pour in 1 cup of the hot milk mixture into the egg mixture, beating rapidly with a whisk.

NOTE: Just as an aside, the reason for pouring a bit of the hot liquid into the eggs while whisking is so you temper the eggs. If you just poured the eggs into the hot milk, you’d have scrambled eggs!

Once it is all beaten in, pour the egg mixture into the saucepan with the milk mixture while beating. Heat mixture under medium low, stirring constantly, for a few more minutes or until the consistency is thick enough to coat the back of a spoon when dipped in. Turn off heat.

Pour mixture into a bowl and cover with plastic wrap placed directly on the surface of the liquid (this keeps the mixture from forming a skin). Chill overnight or until completely cool.

Pour mixture into ice cream maker and follow machine’s directions for how long it should churn. Add the 1/2 cup of CHILLED coffee halfway through churning. Toss in the brownie bites and Heath bits during the last minute of churning. You may need to finish mixing by hand before placing the ice cream in the freezer for a couple of hours. Store in an airtight container in the freezer.

 

Katherine Hepburn’s Brownies

Brownies

I am the eldest child (well, at least chronologically). Not an easy task. As the eldest, you are the experimental child. Your parents really have NO clue what to do with a baby, a toddler, a child, a tween, and (EEK!) a teenager.

When you get to the youngest child – especially if there is a gaggle of children – that youngest child can pretty much juggle knives and it’s okay.

Not convinced? Neither was Sandro. Our conversation sounded a bit like this:

Me: “when I was your age …”
Sandro: (eye rolling)
Me: “Yes, I know, I was never your age. But, when I was, I had a midnight curfew!”
Sandro: “What!?”
Me: “Not that I ever came home on time, and was grounded constantly, but yes, at 21 I had a midnight curfew.”

I couldn’t go away for a weekend with friends, just miles away, without a lot of guff. Sandro is going to CANCUN with friends. Le sigh.

On the other hand, I never had hand-me-downs. And while knife juggling and staying out late wasn’t allowed, my parents’ life fit around my schedule, as opposed to all those that follow whose every move has to really fit around everyone else’s schedules.  Also, my parents let me try any activity that tickled my fancy. After a bunch-o kids, you already know when certain activities will last about 45 seconds before they flit on to something else and you become more hesitant to sign that permission slip.

What does this have to do with brownies, you may ask. Absolutely NOTHING!

Sandro Pan

Oh, that ^ handsome fella is Sandro. And when I said I felt like baking something and then said brownies, his face lit up. So, really how could I refuse! What brownies to make? I had wanted to try these brownies since first seeing them in Dorie Greenspan’s book Baking: From My Home to Yours. This was the perfect opportunity.  As always happens, Sandro disappeared while I was getting ready to bake these brownies and he only re-emerged from his room once he smelled the just out of the oven brownies!

These are really chocolatey. Nice crisp top and a gooey inside. They’re made in one pot – another BIG plus. Just pay attention to the part about BUTTERING the baking pan (I didn’t) and letting them cool completely before cutting (Sandro didn’t). They get better and richer as they sit. These definitely go into the brownie rotation!

  • ½ C cocoa or 2 squares (2 oz.) unsweetened baker’s chocolate
  • 1 stick (1/2 cup) unsalted butter
  • 1 C sugar
  • 2 eggs
  • 1/4 C flour
  • 1 t vanilla
  • Pinch of salt
  • 1 C roughly chopped walnuts or pecans

NOTE: Not having baker’s chocolate and being far TOO lazy to go out, I opted for the cocoa.

Preheat oven to 325 degrees.

Ingredient Pan

Melt butter with the cocoa or chocolate together in a heavy saucepan over medium low, whisking constantly till blended. Remove from heat and stir in the sugar. Whisk in the eggs and vanilla. Stir in flour, salt and walnuts. Mix well.

Ready to bake

Pour into a well buttered 8-inch square baking pan. Bake for about 40 minutes till a toothpick inserted in the center comes out clean.

NOTE: SEE THOSE WORDS … WELL BUTTERED!? I am just seeing them NOW! They were a bit difficult getting out of the baking pan.

Baked

Cool completely and cut into squares. These brownies are very fudgy and may be somewhat difficult to slice cleanly; use a sharp knife and a spatula to help them loosen from the baking dish.

NOTE: Ah, the other problem with getting them out was that other foreign word … COOL!

Cocoa Brownies

Cocoa Brownies

As the old song goes … you had a bad day… You’re taking one down … You sing a sad song just to turn it around … That song was the recurring theme with my loved ones this week. And this song just kept running through my exhausted, anxiety ridden brain over and over again.

We have had relationship difficulties, crossroads in life, upsets with parents, children running amok, worrying, hurt feelings, misunderstandings, jobs being lost, jobs being gotten again, frustrations, ill parents, anxiety, anger. Yikes! And all that before Wednesday! Not enough sleep. Too much bourbon. Too many cigarettes. Too much thinking.

You know the kind of thinking that is more like hamsters running on a wheel inside your head. They don’t stop. Then one tiny hill turns into Mt. Everest. I have named these little anxiety causing rodents Flo & Eddie (hopefully some of you out there remember who Flo & Eddie are).

And the song. The song. That song … Coz you had a bad day … over and over again.

Gotta turn this bad time around and quiet Flo & Eddie.

My idea of turning any bad time around has cooking in it, baking, and definitely has chocolate in it. I am quite sure FLo & Eddie like chocolate.

I already have a favorite brownie recipe, Loveys Brownies, but I have had this Cocoa Brownie recipe torn out of the Bon Appetit December 2012 issue staring at me, and then I saw it on Pinterest. Oh, Pinterest, how you tempt me! So I thought I would try something new.

I may rename these fudgey, cakey, moist gems You Had a Bad Day Brownies. They seem to be quieting all the brains around me roaring out of control. Make sure to completely cool the brownies before you cut into them or they fall apart a bit.

So there Flo & Eddie, take that!

  • Nonstick vegetable oil spray
  • 1/2 C (1 stick) unsalted butter, cut into 1 inch pieces
  • 1 1/4 C sugar
  • 3/4 C natural unsweetened cocoa powder
  • 1/2 t kosher salt
  • 1 t vanilla extract
  • 2 large eggs
  • 1/3 C all-purpose flour

Preheat oven to 325°.

Line an 8x8x2 inches glass baking dish with foil, pressing firmly into pan and leaving a 2 inch overhang. Coat foil with nonstick spray; set baking dish aside.

Melt butter in a small sauce-pan over medium heat. Let cool slightly.

Dry

Whisk sugar, cocoa, and salt in a medium bowl to combine.

Panorama

Pour butter in a steady stream into dry ingredients, whisking constantly to blend. Whisk in vanilla. Add eggs one at a time, beating vigorously to blend after each addition. Add flour and stir until just combined (do not over mix).

Ready to bake

Scrape batter into prepared pan; smooth top.

Baked

Bake until top begins to crack and a toothpick inserted into the center comes out with a few moist crumbs attached, 25-30 minutes.

Transfer pan to a wire rack; let cool completely in pan. Using foil overhang, lift brownie out of pan; transfer to a cutting board. Cut into 16 squares

NOTE: So you had a bad day. Flo & Eddie are spinning the wheel. This brownie will make your day better and quiet the rodents. I promise. Worked with my loved ones … and ME!

Lovey’s Brownies

 

In March 1990 Food & Wine had a special chocolate issue. On the cover of the issue was a brownie recipe called Lovey’s Brownies. Many of the staffers contributed recipes for this issue. This particular brownie recipe came from the mother of someone from Food & Wine.

March of 1990 was also the month and year my mother became a grandmother. She had visions of making wonderful cookies and brownies and cakes for her precious Lovey. When she saw this recipe, she knew this would be the perfect brownie recipe for her grandson.

Much to my mother’s chagrin, Tommy is not a chocolate fan. But HIS mother is! I love this brownie recipe. It’s simple to put together, makes a generous amount of gooey, rich brownies, and uses only one pot!

Try these brownies. I promise you will fall in love with them too! It is just as simple to make these brownies as it is to reach for a box of brownie mix – and these taste so much better!

  • 2 sticks (8 oz.) unsalted butter
  • 4 oz. unsweetened chocolate, coarsely chopped
  • 2 C sugar
  • 4 eggs
  • 1 t vanilla extract
  • 1 C all-purpose flour
  • 1/2 t kosher salt
  • 1 C walnuts, coarsely chopped (optional)
  • 1 t instant espresso
  • 1/2 t cinnamon

NOTE: I usually leave out the nuts. My husband is not a nut fan – he just likes to drive me nuts which is slightly different.  The espresso and cinnamon are my addition to this recipe. It just adds a certain – hmm, what is that flavor to the brownies. Feel free to leave them out or add more in!

Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Lightly grease a 13″x9″x2″ baking dish.

In a large saucepan, heat the butter over a low flame until it’s half-melted. Add the chocolate and stir until the butter and chocolate are completely melted and combined. 

Remove the butter and chocolate from the heat and stir in the sugar with a wooden spoon until incorporated.

NOTE: I am not sure about the importance of a wooden spoon, but it seemed an important detail so who am I to mess with perfection.

Using the wooden spoon, beat in the eggs, 1 at a time, mixing well after each egg until the eggs are fully incorporated and the chocolate mixture is shiny.  Stir in the vanilla extract. Add the flour and salt all at once and mix until blended. Add the espresso powder and cinnamon. If using, stir in the chopped walnuts.

Pour the batter into the prepared pan. Bake for 30 minutes, or until the brownies are slightly firm to the touch and a toothpick inserted in the center indicates that they’re moist (but not dry!). Do not over bake.

Let the brownies cool completely in the pan.

NOTE: I have added chocolate chips into the batter. I have sprinkled the top with fleur de sel before baking. You can tailor this to your own style and tase. But, whatever you do, I dare you to eat just one!

 

Salted Caramel Nutella Brownies

I saw these brownies on Vittles and Bits and swooned. These are the type of brownie that dreams are made of – deep, gooey chocolate covered in rich caramel and sprinkled with salt.

Of course, I picked the morning I was leaving for Italy for 2 weeks with my bestie to make these. Insane? Completely. But, I hate to fly, the world had just turned on its ear again, I am terrified to fly, and needed to be occupied.

And besides – how can you sit on a plane for 8 hours without something wonderful to nibble on!

  • 1/2 C. flour
  • 1/2 C. unsweeteend cocoa powder
  • pinch salt
  • 1/4 t. baking powder
  • 1 stick (8 T.) butter, melted
  • 3/4 C. + 2 T. sugar
  • 1 t. pure vanilla extract
  • 2 eggs
  • 1/2 C. Nutella spread

Caramel Glaze

  • 1/4 C. heavy cream
  • 1 C. sugar
  • 1/4 C. water
  • 2 T. butter, cut in pieces
  • 1/2 t. kosher salt, divided

Preheat oven 350 degrees.  Grease an 8×8 square pan (or you may line with foil & grease, if desired – will make it easier to serve later after glazed).

In small bowl, combine flour, cocoa, baking powder, and salt.  Set aside.

In large microwavable bowl, melt butter in 20 second intervals, stirring after each until smooth.

Add sugar & vanilla, and whisk until well-combined.  Add eggs one at a time, whisking well after each addition.  Add cocoa mixture and whisk until fully combined.

NOTE: I added 1/2 teaspoon of instant espresso. I love the little added ooomph espresso gives to chocolate!

In glass measuring cup or other microwave-safe bowl, melt Nutella in 20-second intervals, stirring after each, until smooth and pourable consistency.  Stir into batter.  Pour into prepared pan and bake 27-30 minutes or until toothpick inserted in center comes out clean.

NOTE: Here comes my stupidity. I was all set and pleased with what was going on. I was up early. Mixed up easily, poured into pan. And what did I do? I FORGOT THE NUTELLA!! Back into the bowl, scrape off the foil, melt the Nutella. Sigh. I. Am. My. Mother.

Allow to cool completely, then make glaze: in small saucepan over low heat, warm heavy cream – do not boil.  In separate medium saucepan, combine sugar and water but DO NOT STIR.  Place over medium-high heat & bring to a boil.  Cook until mixture turns an amber color, but not too dark that it looks like the sugar is burning.  (For me this took 5-7 minutes, but keep an eye on it.)

Remove from heat and add warm cream, butter, and 1/2 t. kosher salt.  Stir gently until smooth & well combined.

Pour over cooked brownies, tilting the pan to coat.  Sprinkle with remaining 1/2 t. kosher salt.  Allow glaze to set before cutting/serving.

NOTE: I used a lovely Himalayan Pink Salt that I was given as a gift. Very pretty!

Lotso Adapting and Adopting here – but credit where credit is due – Brownie Recipe adapted from Vittles & Bits who adapted it from the Noble Pig with the Caramel Glaze Slightly Adapted from Pioneer Woman